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Admin Memo (1994-02-11) ​

Context & Analysis ​

Puzzle Origin: Episode 1, Loot Drop 1

Key Revelations:

  • Miter Corporation acquired Saint Juniper Research Campus in March 1994
  • The partnership was framed as funding expansion but was effectively a corporate takeover
  • Introduction of stricter clearance protocols and censorship of certain terminology
  • First mention of the "Consciousness–Mass Coupling Hypothesis"
  • Establishment of the sj-securelab.net internal network

Recovered Document ​

From: Dr. E. Kerr — Director, Division of Gravitational Cognition
To: All Department Leads — Saint Juniper Research Campus
Subject: Administrative Notice: Transition of Oversight and Partnership with Miter Corporation
Status: Internal Use Only / Not for External Distribution

Colleagues,
After eighteen months of negotiation, Saint Juniper Research Campus will enter a formal partnership with Miter Corporation, effective March 1, 1994.
Miter will assume administrative oversight and provide expanded funding for ongoing work within the Division of Gravitational Cognition and affiliated support wings. Their stated mandate is "to advance human endurance and adaptive biology under variable conditions."
[~neonwitch~: "advance human endurance" yeah babe sure. call your rituals science again.]

The transition requires no immediate personnel changes. Existing project charters remain valid through Q2. However, new reporting structures and data-handling procedures will be issued by Miter's Directorate of Cognitive Systems within the month. Expect much tighter clearance tiers and revised file-access protocols.

Operational Notes:
 – Laboratory communications will migrate to the sj-securelab.net internal network; credentials will be distributed by Systems Ops.
 – Future experiments must align with the joint-study directive and use standardized nomenclature provided by Miter's ethics office.
[PR0XYANG3L: ethics office giving out "approved terminology" is so cute.]
 – Do not reference proprietary theory titles (e.g., Consciousness–Mass Coupling Hypothesis) in outward-facing summaries.
 – Miter's representatives will tour the campus next week to assess chamber integrity and observe Series B simulations. Please ensure all equipment is in compliance.

This partnership secures the continuity of our research and expands our capacity to pursue the questions that first brought us here. Treat our new colleagues with professionalism and discretion.
[Post_Modem: love when corporations say partnership and mean takeover.]

— Dr. E. Kerr
Division of Gravitational Cognition
Saint Juniper Research Campus

Attachment: Miter_Partnership_Framework.pdf (access restricted to Clearance Beta)

Community Notes ​

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